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How to Photograph a Puppy

   1. Remove film from box and load camera
   2. Remove film box from puppy's mouth and throw in trash
   3. Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from muzzle
   4. Choose a suitable background for photo
   5. Mount camera on tripod and focus
   6. Find puppy and take dirty sock from mouth
   7. Place puppy in pre-focused spot and return to camera
   8. Forget about spot and crawl after puppy on knees
   9. Focus with one hand and fend off puppy with other hand
10. Get tissue and clean nose print from lens
11. Take flash cube from puppy's mouth and throw in trash
12. Put cat outside and put peroxide on the scratch on puppy's nose
13. Put magazines back on coffee table
14. Try to get puppy's attention by squeaking toy over your head
15. Replace your glasses and check camera for damage
16. Jump up in time to grab puppy and say, "No, outside! No, outside!"
17. Call spouse to clean up mess
18. Fix a drink
19. Sit back in Lazy Boy with drink and resolve to teach puppy
       "sit" and "stay" the first thing in the morning
Sue's Note: I seem to get stuck on #14 above. Just as they're at their cutest, my camera won't work or they'll turn their head or move and I end up taking whatever picture I can! Hence, the top shots and other pictures that may not be the greatest. If you have better photos of your beloved pets, please send them to me in .jpg format.
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Home I Care Petcare All Rights Reserved		How to Photograph a Puppy 1. Remove film from box and load camera 2. Remove film box from puppy's mouth and throw in trash 3. Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from muzzle 4. Choose a suitable background for photo 5. Mount camera on tripod and focus 6. Find puppy and take dirty sock from mouth 7. Place puppy in pre-focused spot and return to camera 8. Forget about spot and crawl after puppy on knees 9. Focus with one hand and fend off puppy with other hand 10. Get tissue and clean nose print from lens 11. Take flash cube from puppy's mouth and throw in trash 12. Put cat outside and put peroxide on the scratch on puppy's nose 13. Put magazines back on coffee table 14. Try to get puppy's attention by squeaking toy over your head 15. Replace your glasses and check camera for damage 16. Jump up in time to grab puppy and say, "No, outside! No, outside!" 17. Call spouse to clean up mess 18. Fix a drink 19. Sit back in Lazy Boy with drink and resolve to teach puppy "sit" and "stay" the first thing in the morning Sue's Note: I seem to get stuck on #14 above. Just as they're at their cutest, my camera won't work or they'll turn their head or move and I end up taking whatever picture I can! Hence, the top shots and other pictures that may not be the greatest. If you have better photos of your beloved pets, please send them to me in .jpg format. Back to Pet Pictures introductory page